The Fault in Our Stars stole all of our tears, transforming the floors of movie theaters across the country into salty pools of sadness. The film adaptation of John Green’s wildly popular—and epically tragic—teen romance novel brought audiences to the theaters in droves to see Shailene Woodley’s terminally ill Hazel Grace Lancaster fall in love with Ansel Elgort’s terminally ill Augustus Waters, and then weep uncontrollably as the characters try to cram a lifetime of true love into the short amount time left before they die.

It’s a beautiful film about young love and the audacity of optimism in the face of life’s unjustness. It also sets out to massacre our hearts and lay waste to our tear ducts, and does so with the precision of an emotionally manipulative samurai.

The Fault in Our Stars is a crying jamboree. As such, we’ve ranked the saddest scenes in the movie, light sniffles on the bottom and Costco-sized order of Kleenex on the top.